Monday, July 31, 2006

A message from God

I received an SMS from God the other day: "Due to work on clouds in the Lofoten area, some rays of sun might have occured. We sincerely apologize for this incident, and promise it will not happen again."

Now I think God has left us.

The skies have been blue for a whole three days...The balance between good and evil has vanished and the devil has taken over the world!!!! I am feeling more and more evil by the minute....mmmmMMMUUUHAHAHaaaaa....Oh God, don't leave us, come back!!! Let's all pray, any sign will do, even rain!!! I don't need to go in shorts, I don't need to eat ice-cream, just as long as you come back God. I don't want to be evil!!!

....But you could still wait a couple of days tho.... ; )



LoneY In The SunnY (?It rhymed OK?)

Friday, July 28, 2006

Hungry and Stressed! (the usual combo)

OKAY!
So I need to get my arse up at the church to rehearse singing the song for my sister's wedding...Get the dress ready for use and fix the clotheswasher...And...I'm blank, totally blank.

Tomorrow's my sister's wedding. I've come to the point where I wish the whole thing was over and done with. All my brothers and sisters (5 of them) and uncles and aunties and grannies and what have you are in town and there is so much going on my head is spinning...

Don't get me wrong, I'm not complaining - I'm just a tad bit confused you know. I've obviously adapted well to small-town life again and I s'pose that's good. Just takes a while before I catch up with it all.

Ah well, tomorrow I get to be singstar and princess in my custom-made dress partying with the larger part of my family, not to mention my brother in law - Whose family is quite the lively bunch. Let's make the best of it and hope the weather-gods are on our side....For once!!!!

Lone*

Wednesday, July 26, 2006

sO hERE gOES!!!!!!!!!

Hello ma peoples!

Decided since I've got so many international maties, my Blog will be in English. Don't matta coz us Norwedegians rock in da English language skill we have (??? Right???).

Anyways.

Sat at work now. Trying to kill time as I have to have some overtime to get some time off to spend some time (??? Right???) helping sis out for her big wedding this W/E. 'S gonna be awesoammeee! Had a dress custom made xcept is not made yet. Pretty stressed out about that. Also I am waiting for all the employees at the City of Vestvågøy to turn in, so I can run amuck with the copier to make song-"pamphlets" to be used at wedding mmmmuhahahaha.

Only 3 hours to go yey!

Now don't u believe that I'm a slack ass. There are so many different factors to be taken into consideration:
1. I am a temp
2. My work capacity overgoes the others here by approx 100% (it's a building filled with fellow procrastinators)
3. Still a temp
4. It's summer, and everyone (it's more or less a house of ghosts) has gone away on holidays, and nobody calls me with cases or ANYTHING. I HAVE NOTHING TO DO. I am basically here to hold up the fort while me bosses are gone....aoohh the Powaaaa mmmmuhahahahahhh
5. Also, I am a temp

So that's what's on at this point in time of this, my totally happening life. I'll definitely be back, blogging's pretty cool shite.

Youse guys have fun in the mean-time..

Lone*